IT’S GROW TIME
A few months ago, my Twitter escapades caugh..
Published: January 5th 2024, 9:32:56 pm
IT’S GROW TIME
A few months ago, my Twitter escapades caught the attention of a doctor. Luckily for me, this doctor also happens to be a massive fan of bodybuilding. His assessment of my current physique?
“You have potential. But you’re too small.”
I am acutely aware I’m not big enough. My goal is to look like a pro-bodybuilder and I am no where near that size. His honest assessment of my physique grabbed my attention and we agreed to work together to see if he could push my growth to the next level.
I have to admit, I find something uniquely arousing about having a muscle-obsessed health professional guiding my progress. The juxtaposition between his day job (a doctor sworn to protect his patient’s health) and his personal life (a muscle addict who wants to grow me fucking huge) is just obscenely hot.
With his day job in mind, we began a 5 month assessment period consisting of daily weigh ins, daily calorie tracking, macro adjustment and bIood testing. Satisfied with my health markers and ability to follow instruction, this week marked an exciting development:
“It’s time to up your gear.”
The increase is small, but significant nonetheless. My new steroid stack has been mapped out for the next 3 months, with further increases planned in February and March. My next bIood test is scheduled for mid-March to allow him to keep tabs on my health at all times.
Safe to say, I have never been more excited about my growth prospects than I am right now. Stay tuned to see how things progress 💪💪💪
