spankmyassredd

Hey everyone. I’ve been MIA because my phone gave up on me! I dropped it from a parking structure and it’s completely shattered. :( trying to get a new one this week. Tips are greatly appreciated if u want to be spoiled when I get a new one. Until then I’ll be posting oldies 🥺🤍

I fell off the motorcycle 🏍️ ! And my knees are badly broken..

I laid my phone down at the checkout at Walmart last night &..

I almost pissed on my phone 😳