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🔥 So, I Bought a Monster Dildo… and Guess What? 🔥When I orde..

Published: February 8th 2025, 12:17:24 pm

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🔥 So, I Bought a Monster Dildo… and Guess What? 🔥

When I ordered it, I was like, “Let’s get something BIG, something fun, something perfect for riding.” You know, a little upgrade. Well… turns out “monster” doesn’t mean just big—it means SUPERHUMANLY GIGANTIC. 😳 Like, I unboxed it and immediately thought, “Where do you even put this??” Spoiler: not inside me, that’s for sure.

So, instead of a new favorite toy, I accidentally got myself a luxury décor piece for my playroom. Now it just stands there, looking all intimidating, a true status symbol for my slaves to admire. 👑 Because let’s be real—if I can’t use it, someone’s still gonna suffer just from seeing it. 😈

Lesson learned: read the measurements carefully before clicking “Buy Now.” Or don’t, and get yourself a new centerpiece. 🤭

Who else has had a "WTF did I just order?" moment with toys?

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I'll play with a super-large, extra-thick dildo with a diameter of 9.5cm 💖 It is over 30cm long and looks very impressive 😋💕 It looks so evil, how can anyone look at it and still remain sane? I can't stop myself from inserting this all the way to the base in my hungry ass 🥵🍩💓 I love putting it all in my hole and bouncing my ass against his huge balls while his head pistons deep inside me and it feels amazing 🤍🤍 It might be a good idea to hire a maid like this 🖤 直径9.5cmの超特大極太サイズのディルドーで遊びます♪ わたしのお気に入りのこのディルドーは太さはジョナディルドーと同じ9.5cmですが亀頭の大きさがジョナディルドーより二回りくらい大きいです🖤 なので奥に入ってくる衝撃がこっちの方が大きくて気持ちいいです💕 見た目もまさに凶悪でこれを見て正気を保っていられる方はおられるのでしょうか？ かくいうわたしもこれを根元まで入れるのをやめられません… 根元まで入れて巨大な玉の部分にわたしのお尻をくっつけてバウンドさせるのが大好きでそのとき亀頭はわたしの奥深くをピストンしているのが最高に気持ちいいのです(´,,•ω•,,)💓 こういうオナニーをするメイドもいいのではないでしょうか💜

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