The only complaint about wearing a thong is I am forever having to pick it out between my crack....
Being the larger woman the thong embeds it's self deep in the crevice of my musky sweaty bum. And as you can imagine relieving myself in public wouldn't be acceptable.
So how about i keep them especially for indoor purposes... And I may even let you keep them.
Listen to the thwack... Tippers are always rewarded 😋