**It's my birthday today. :) Feel free to tip as a little gift to me!**
You’re my BFF and we’re hanging out for the first time in awhile. You have been working hard to diet and exercise, but I can’t help but chuckle. I describe my comfy sexy life as a certified fat ass, and try to convince you to join my lifestyle too! I make being fat sound amazing, and diss every idea and notion of dieting.