He is the most invasive, annoying boomer on the planet! He's always keeping an eye on me and he even peeks into the trash to look at my stuff. He saw that I kept throwing away plan B boxes and caught me actively trying to take another one. He confronted me about how much sex I'm having and how it's concerning to be using so many plan B. I told him it would be cheaper for him in the long run to pay for my tubal litigation instead, so I can be a slut without consequences.