Published: February 15th 2025, 10:06:29 pm
You should feel lucky to get hour-plus content like this, because let's be real—most people wouldn't know greatness if it slapped 'em in the face. (Tip 50) And don't even get me started on tipping 38*. It’s addicting, cuidado. Just like a finely-tuned machine, this thing pumps my fat hog like it’s built for the gods. Every tip, every minute, just makes me feel like the king I am. Stay hungry, my friends.