Loser boy, loser boy. Desperate, sexless and lonely since birth. You will always be the butt of the joke, the bottom of the barrel, discarded and forgotten little virgin. There is no possibility of redemption, no chance of a normal, healthy sex life.
Not for you, loser boy, you will continue to jerk and jerk and jerk to your own humiliation. You are granted NO release unless you endure a painful jerk off session first.