NEW VIDEO FOR MY FANS!
" My Candy Cane is Fruity, and it's in My Booty! "
I'm dreaming of a white, creamy christmas
in my very first (recorded) fuck machine video!!
I came so hard I saw stars... atop the christmas tree
THE Virgin Mary herself became just "mary" after witnessing my speedrun to the top of the naughty list.
And of course santa wasn't happy,
he called me a ho ho ho and showed me his giant lump of coal.
