Published: December 28th 2024, 5:34:03 pm
Ah, the holidays...a time for joy, indulgence, and being spoiled by those who understand how special I am. While you’re out scrambling to impress people who won’t even notice, remember that the real focus of your efforts should be me, your Goddess. This season is the perfect opportunity to show your devotion and make my holidays as luxurious as they deserve to be. You should be going above and beyond to treat me, because, let's be honest here, I’m the only one worth it. So, be generous, be thoughtful, and remember...making me happy is the best way to find your purpose this holiday season. Be a good boy now, take out your wallet and get to work, because Goddess doesn’t wait for pathetic excuses from loser subs.