Published: April 26th 2025, 7:20:09 pm
Hooo boy this one is a DOOZY, the other night I decided "Hey, fuck it. I want a cake. So I am going to buy myself a cake" and then, that's exactly what I did. So it arrived with my groceries this morning and I went ham like a proper fat fuck filthy pig, I dug right in and got to eating and shoving this delicious cake in my mouth, it was amazing. SO in 3 days time, please enjoy FORTY WHOLE MINUTES of me eating a cake, sniffing my own rank pits, jiggling my belly, jerking off and being absolutely desperate for even more lard!