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Birthday dick ratings!!Back by popular demand and for an ext..

Published: June 2nd 2025, 12:32:32 am

Birthday dick ratings!!

Back by popular demand and for an extremely limited time, I will be offering text dick ratings.

During the hours of my birthday (6/6) anywhere on the planet, if you attach a tip of $66.83 and send me up to three photos of your dick, I will give you my thoughts. It doesn’t matter whether it’s 12:01am in New Zealand or 11:59pm in Alaska, ratings are open on June 6 across all time zones.

You will need to specify if you want me to be Honest, Generous, or Humiliating, if you don’t specify then I will be generous. You will receive a number out of 10 and a paragraph of text explaining how I decided on that rating. Each rating will be completely individualised, no low effort copy pastes here.

If you send me a dick photo without tipping, not only will I not open it (it gets delivered to me heavily blurred), I will probably block you. If you send me a tipped dick pic outside of the allowable time frame, I will treat it as a no strings tip!

If you don’t want a dick rating but you’d like to wish me a happy birthday, you are welcome to send me a little birthday tip and change out the picture to cake!