Published: November 15th 2024, 9:39:40 pm
STORY TIME: KITSY ACCIDENTALLY FARTS IN YOUR FACE FOR THE FIRST TIME
Kitsy had been planning this evening for days. It was going to be perfect: a cozy night in with her boyfriend, watching their favorite movies, sharing popcorn, maybe even some sexy snuggles if she played her cards right. She had picked out the perfect oversized hoodie (with no panties underneath of course), the softest blankets, and—most importantly—she’d cooked a delicious homemade dinner. She was feeling like the girlfriend of the year.
As they sank into the couch together, laughing over something silly on the screen, Kitsy couldn’t shake the feeling that something was off. She’d been feeling a little bloated all day, but she assumed it was just from all the coffee she’d been drinking. No big deal, right? Her boyfriend, comfortably stretched out with his head resting in her lap, looked up at her with a smile. Kitsy ran her fingers through his hair, enjoying the peacefulness of the moment.
Then came the rumble.
It wasn’t a huge rumble—just a little gurgle—but enough to make Kitsy tense up. Her stomach was definitely rebelling against the large bowl of pasta she’d eaten earlier. But she had the situation under control. She would just hold it in. How hard could it be? As if the universe was testing her resolve, the rumble escalated into a full-on protest.
"Nope," Kitsy muttered to herself. "I’m not doing this. Not now. Not during the movie. Not while he’s literally lying on top of me."
But her body clearly had other plans. The next thing she knew, her stomach
gave a final, defiant gurgle—and with absolutely zero warning, it happened.
"Pffffftttt!"
It wasn’t just any fart. It was a loud fart. A very loud fart. And it came out with such force that Kitsy’s body practically vibrated. She looked down at her boyfriend, who was still lying on her lap—only now, he was staring up at her in stunned silence. For a moment, neither of them moved.
Kitsy’s eyes widened. Her heart rate increased. There was no escaping it. She had definitely just farted directly in his face and it started to smell SO badly. There was no way she could hide what just happened! In the next heartbeat, her boyfriend slowly raised his hand and… sniffed the air.
"Hmm…" he said.. “I think… I think that’s a fart. A deliciously smelly one too.”
Kitsy’s face turned so red she thought she might combust on the spot. She opened her mouth to apologize, to explain that she didn’t mean to do it, that it was an accident, but words just wouldn’t come. All she could do was stare at him, utterly mortified. He blinked at her, and then—just when Kitsy thought she might disappear from embarrassment—he cracked a grin.
“I can’t believe you just farted in my face.”
Kitsy groaned and buried her face in her hands. “I didn’t mean to! I swear! It just... happened!”
But instead of the awkwardness she expected, he started laughing. And not just a little chuckle. He laughed so hard that he nearly rolled off the couch, clutching his stomach like he’d just heard the funniest joke in the world.
“Well, I guess I did want to know how your day was going,” he said between laughs. “But I didn’t expect that kind of answer!”
Kitsy, her face still burning with embarrassment, couldn’t help but laugh too. She had to admit, it was pretty funny. How often do you accidentally fart in someone’s face? Definitely not a daily occurrence.
“I’m so sorry!” she said, still giggling through her mortification. “I swear I’ll never live this down.”
“Oh, don’t worry,” he said, still chuckling. “This is going down in history. It’ll be the highlight of our relationship. ‘Remember that time Kitsy farted in my face? Yeah, that was a good one. I wouldn't even be mad if you did it again. Honestly, it was kinda hot and your hot ass gas smells good..I wouldn't mind if you ripped another one in my face so I can get another sniff!’”
Kitsy groaned again but couldn’t stop laughing. For the rest of the night, every time one of them shifted on the couch, they’d glance at each other, eyes wide, and say, “You good? No surprise farts, right?...I am hoping there will be more surprises coming out of you tonight.” followed by fits of giggles. It became their new inside joke. Even when they’d hug or kiss, they’d give each other a dramatic sniff, making exaggerated faces like they were in the middle of a crime scene investigation. And, of course, she never heard the end of it. He loved to remind her—lovingly, of course—that her most memorable contribution to their relationship so far had been her unintentional face fart.
But Kitsy didn't mind. In fact, she kind of liked it. After all, in a relationship, you’ve got to embrace the embarrassing moments and turn them into something fun and exciting. She was thinking about farting in his face the next time he goes down on her and seeing what happens next! 😍💨❤️