My birthday is Sunday. Here are some ideas of what to get me..
Published: October 17th 2023, 8:53:00 pm
My birthday is Sunday. Here are some ideas of what to get me:
-love letter written in your own bl00d
-virgin sacrificial offering
-naming rights to your firstborn son
-writing me into your will then becoming mysteriously terminally ill
(or you could just check my wishlist)