Does your "boyfriend" know about the pussy toy under your bed? What would he say if he heard the dirty talk that makes you and your guy friends fuckin splooge while you watch the nastiest, sloppiest pussy porn you can find? What would the women in your life think if they saw you spitting on your fleshlight and biting it and smackin plastic titties around? Admit it bro, deep down, you're feelin primal for it. Boobies make your penis hard. Boobies make your peepee go BOING dude
Thanks to the follower who got me this toy and inspired some gross horny talk for Boob Gays (TM)