Just sit fucking straight and don’t move. You're my fart cushion now. My tummy is so messed up that I’m gonna fart all over you without any mercy. 😈 Do you like the smell of my breakfast burrito? 🤢 That's probably why it's so messed up and my farts are really bad. I wouldn’t want to be in your place right now, being blasted by hot, stinky farts.