dominating my co-worker with my ass and farts.😈 I knew all along that he stares at my butt, but he probably had no idea that I'm really gassy and will fart all over his face. 🫢 Now take this! It could became a regular thing – using his little face as my ass and fart cushion at work. 😉 Those meetings do get pretty boring, it would be lovely to have someone servicing me.