A NEW PHENOMENON
Something new is happening on my onlyfans...
Published: July 4th 2023, 6:59:15 pm
A NEW PHENOMENON
Something new is happening on my onlyfans... and it's confusing the fuck out of me. Men are coming on here with like... what, 3 to 7 inch cocks and asking me for the most ridiculous cock ratings. This wasn't just one person, there have been several in the past few days and I'm trying to work out what the fuck is going on.
I'll be online, minding my own business, being my kinky self and BAM... I'll get a dick pic in my inbox. Standard. They'll ask me for a cock rating but they'll also say something like:
'I would destroy your pussy with my cock'
'You should be screaming on my dick'
'I'd make you addicted to my cock'
Then they would attach this picture of an underwhelming cock like.. at best average but I've also had people do this with 3 inchers and I'm like... IS THIS SATIRE?
Are they comedians? Are they serious? It's funny because regardless of what you say when you send your cock, I'm ALWAYS going to be brutally honest. It doesn't matter if you tell me, 'I'm an alpha, here's my cock'. I'm ALWAYS going to give you my honest opinion.
So that got me thinking, are these people actually wanting a positive review and that's why they add a little context?
Or are they intentionally setting themselves up for a fall? Intentionally saying 'I'd make you orgasm uncontrollably' so I can laugh my head off and say... 'Would I even feel you?'
If you are a little cock man that comes onto my page with a shit ton of confidence and you have 'big dick energy'. That's fucking brilliant but you've just subbed to a girl that REPEATEDLY says I LOVE MASSIVE COCKS. I'M A SIZE QUEEN!
So if you can't handle brutal honesty... don't get rated because I ALWAYS tell the truth!! 😈
