Published: October 3rd 2024, 9:49:24 pm
100 PERCENT SUCCESS RATE
I'm going to the gym with my girlie's today in this new little set of booty shorts. The last pair I had like this had a 100 percent success rate of getting chatted up in the gym. What chance do I have of getting chatted up in my new ones today?
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The gyms in California are so full of hot people but let's be real, it hits different when a big ass bounces into the gym does it? Those runner girls are cute, but my ass will destroy you 😂
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Those runner girls will laugh at your shitty jokes. Us squatting girls will just sit on your face and shut you up.
Also, everyone thank those desperate little simps that keep funding my lingerie and gym gear funds. They're literally keeping my ass dressed in the sexiest clothes, attracting the hottest BBCs
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All my little chastity sluts. I want you to get down on your knees whenever you read this. I don't give a shit where you are or how busy you are. You excuse yourself. You get on your knees and you spend 10 minutes rubbing yourself imagine sniffing my post gym booty like a hungry little slut.