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me at this moment, 7:39pm… i have had ~2000 calories worth o..

Published: June 7th 2025, 12:43:37 am

me at this moment, 7:39pm… i have had ~2000 calories worth of cream/shake, several kolaches, a breakfast burger, ~1/3rd family pack of mega stuff oreos, huge portions of extra fatty brisket, asparagus (i try to eat healthy obv 💪), and now i shall spend the rest of the night getting as full, bloated, and swollen as i possibly can 🥰

what do y’all think. more heavy cream? or a steady stream of chocolates/candy/chips to round out my night? :3