POV It is our first date, we got a nice private room at a fancy spot and were just getting our chat started when you fart.. like you thought it was going to be quiet but it absolutely is not. What i want to know is.. is that the best you've got? As i lean over and rip ass unapologetically because i had been holding that in sense i walked into the restaurant. You love it as i just continue to out fart you for the next 8 min. Bet you are hoping for a second date?!?! Name used- Matt.