It's been so long since I've gotten laid. I can just tell because my vagina hair is soooo long (I normally shave before sex).
Anyway i was on a business trip in Malaysia and was complaining to one of my team mates that I was horny asf so he gifted me a vibrator. :D
He conveniently had 3 unboxed sex toys in his apartment HAHA. Plz pray I get laid this week thanks guys.
