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Texting my date tonight:Me: What should I wear?Date: Somethi..

Published: December 6th 2024, 9:19:45 pm

Texting my date tonight:
Me: What should I wear?
Date: Something casual is fine. Ideally a black dress would go well with the setting.
Me: You consider a black dress casual, FML. I will see what I can cum up with!
Me: Come* ducking autocorrect
Me: Fucking not Ducking!!
Me: **Sent Selfie**
Date: Casual can be a vague term. I love your idea of "casual." Just curios, what's your thoughts on staying in tonight?
Me: I am get down with some P&S.
Date: Ok I will bite, whats P&S?
Me: Pizza and Sex
Date: Cumming and that is not autocorrected!