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Farting around the house (literally)

Psssst! My gassy ass has something to say to you.

Letting off some rotten-eggs-smelling sweatpants farts!

Sunburnt, but still gassy - regardless, you need to put your..

Hotboxing the shower with strong sulfur farts - you can almo..

I just heard a rip - are my shorts still okay?

Farting in jeans for a change of acoustics - with a gassy bu..

I'm gassy and you know what that means - you need to park yo..

Park your face up right up close - these farts aren't going ..

Excuse me, please! My butt tends to erupt violently with lou..

It feels good to fart! Come get your face close and enjoy th..

Toot toot! My stinky bum is making noises again! How close c..

Let me guide you through some (nose) breathing exercises whi..

Couch farts - get your nose ready because my ass is about to..

Shaking out all of this gas - come lay on the bed behind me,..

As per numerous requests, my farting ass finds itself in and..

Lactose-intolerant ice cream farts on the couch - the bloati..

Let my ass sing for you the song of its people - get close t..

Feet & Farts - please try to ignore the constant farting as ..

Help - I'm having a fart attack! Get your nose ready as I de..

Lie down on the bed, bury your face in my ass, and sniff dee..

Morning routine - while I'm letting out monstrous morning fa..

POV: Your nose is tickling my ass hairs as you go in for a d..

Another post-shower symphony with my ridiculous farting ass!

Do you like my watch?

Home from the gym and my ass has certainly had a good sweat!..

Brutal post-dinner sulfur farts - not for the sensitive nose..

Long, smelly farts after the shower - could you take a deep ..

Summertime - when my smelly farting ass is in peak condition..

Trying to assemble a TV stand for a friend, but of course my..

I've got a real bad case of the farts! Come over and take a ..

Oiled-ass naked farts, after a stir-fry dinner with lots of ..

Steamy shower farts

I felt gassy after coming home from the pub, and needed to u..

I had to let out some smelly farts - would you want to take ..

...just a bit of naked farting on the bed.