" Ass Slave Face Fart Fan Transformed Into Chair To Soak Up My Farts For Life"
We begin with me addressing James, my new stool. I have transformed poor James into chair for my bare gassy ass to sit on and suffer the full effects of his new fate. Though now an "inanimate" object, my new stool is still completely aware of everything around him. He can think, see, hear, smell and yes, even taste.
Don't feel bad for James, he deserves a lifetime of use and torment from my gassy ass. Rather consider yourself lucky to be able to enjoy this well deserved torment right along with me ;)