Do you see this butt? I know a lot of you think this butt is..
Published: February 26th 2024, 11:54:46 am
Do you see this butt? I know a lot of you think this butt is pretty neat; Several of you have described it in many colourful and flattering ways. Juicy, Giant, Tasty, sexy,
I would describe it as inconvenient. Yes, there are many ways to enjoy a mighty arse but they are all rather niche. On a day to day basis it is a pain… in the arse you could say. It’s hard to find comfortable underwear. My waist is small and short, as are my legs, no trousers fit my romantically-shaped rump while fitting my other features. I get stuck while climbing through port-holes, Step-Brother finds me, it’s a nightmare.
And I like to lay on my side. I do this a lot.
Well, I have been having really really bad hip pain for a while now, so much so that my Agoraphobic and Iatrophobic butt was motivated to make that physiotherapist appointment I have been putting off for years. They told me my pelvis is pivoted to the side cause of all my old injuries and that’s why I am in horrible pain at all times. apparently it’s not too bad to fix, just a case of stretching out some muscles, but I can’t be comfortable I guess. Lying on my side is going to make it worse, my giant sexy butt is causing me terrible problems.
So remember that while you enjoy looking at it, that I must suffer this biggus-buttus so you may enjoy it.
Love you XOXO
