I got a new dress. I don't remember buying it (and I have to..
Published: September 7th 2023, 7:22:02 pm
I got a new dress. I don't remember buying it (and I have too much financial anxiety to go check how much it was in my bank statement) but I'm committed to telling myself it was a gift from someone; this way I can flaunt about in it completely guilt free :3
As nice as it looks, It's disturbingly uncomfortable. The arms are filled with itchy mesh stuff and my big boobas are constantly fidgeting themselves free like two puppys play fighting in a plastic bag. In order to keep myself at a bearable level of comfort, I had no choice but to forgo my pants. Yes, as un-lady like as it sounds, we're having a heatwave here right now and inflicting the humid constraint of thin cotton upon my delicate unmentionables was trifle too far, I should say!
I could show you, I took pictures of it as proof, but you need to work for it :3
I decided that $5 for the sight of my vulva is too little of a cost, so you must also do MATHEMATICS!! Yes, I tantalise the body AND THE MIND
So then, if you want to see up my dress, please collectively vote for the correct awnser to the following question:
Which of these is a root of the second derivative of "(y^2).cos(x).sin(x)" ?
A. ฯ
B. ฯ/4
C. 0
You have 2 hours :3 Love you
