It's shark time for me, It used to be shark week but I have ..
Published: April 4th 2024, 12:32:52 am
It's shark time for me, It used to be shark week but I have something going on with my ovaries or something because now every month is like playing the hormone lottery featuring such wonderful prizes as: Water retention, bad skin, unending stomach cramps, very horny, migraines, the urge to eat whole uncooked potatoes, randomly fainting, sleeping for 18 hours but not really, and my personal favourite crying hysterically about literally everything. These prizes last anywhere from 3 days to 3 weeks, which is so FUN I LOVE BEING A WOMAN SO MUCH. I have consulted with other uterus owners and they tell me this isn't normal so I'm probably dying or something, oh well.
Anyway, this time I apparently won the horny prize so please consult these pictures and write comments describing sexual acts you'd preform with me so I can read them and masturbate to them. Thank-you in advance :3
LOVE YOU XOXO
