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Squeezed myself into a thong while everyone was asleep. Chug..

Published: July 23rd 2024, 7:33:52 am

Squeezed myself into a thong while everyone was asleep. Chugged a gallon of milk. And now .. unsurprisingly I’m stuck on my back with a full belly and tight thong. Somebody give me a hand or two? Or a pastry.