Published: April 11th 2025, 10:56:30 pm
You Caught Me Eating Your Birthday Cake… So You Fed Me Even More
I got greedy.
I snuck into the kitchen and started eating your birthday cake—but you caught me.
I thought you'd be mad…
Instead, you grabbed a slice and shoved it into my mouth.
You looked me dead in the eye and said,
“If you’re going to be this greedy… then you’d better finish it all.”
Now I’m sitting here, cake-covered, belly stuffed, and still…
you’re feeding me more.