An absolutely blitzed waspy housewife attempts to welcome you to her new home and give you a tour, but she’s already so many sheets to the wind that her too tight skirt has ridden up over her swollen sloshing gut and fat ass. She staggers, struggles with words, and hiccups her way through about 5 full sentences and maybe half a thought, rubbing her belly, falling on the floor and offering to give you a tour of her new, fattened body too. When she stumbles into the room sipping straight from a giant bottle, she’s clearly even further gone. She explains that really she just bought too big a bottle and drank it all. Finally she comes close, rubbing her belly and explaining she never meant to turn into this, now that she has, she can’t come out to do the things she used to, but you’ll still come over, right?
