belfastsarah | Page 9

I was in ballysnackamore, having a snack as you do... I was..

You never know what lurks underneath

I mean I’d be 6ft 4” in there but I need these 😂☝️

Life advice part 1 😂🦒

Can’t believe you melts actually listened to my dating advic..

Let me smother ye baby

I’m good at my sport of sneaking and being hidden in plain s..

Okay… so you know the way I said I wouldn’t be back to any o..

If I fits, I sits x

Good morning x

No duvet on my bed from all the squirting. I’m livid…

Part 2 😂😂😂😂

Sarah’s dating advice part 1 😂☝️❤️

One min I’m on top of the world, next min I feel so sick 😷

Describe what happened here - wrong answers only…

Just been called a dirty cuttie I can’t

😂💦 I mean it’s a challenging wank, but we’ll get there

I dunno how the baristas make it pretty?

😈💦

Top shagger is preparing for his last ride... I'm not happy..

Sneaking into hotels is a sport

Is it just me, or has today been the first day where the air..

Bubbles and Bathtime with Jez - Cannot wait x

So tired today it’s ridiculous- still unwell 🤒

Gym done 😈

Butchered… just like my cunt.

Me and Jezebel are having a girls night tomorrow, who wishes..

Every part of my perfect body aches… a bath should fix me…

Cum in me danke

😂😂

Literally love my snatch so much

Come bloody your Sword

Shower fresh… Ignore the laser burns again

I’m sick - make it better

Check out my twit twit for my latest shenanigans and develop..

Sofarotting is a condition.

Mondays 🤧

I sound like I swallowed glass and not my own Jizz from gett..

Banging on the kitchen table is a staple in this household, ..

On my third shag of the day… will I get a fourth who knows 😈..

Come on baby, come take these off me and let’s fuck 😈💦

Happy birthday to me❤️💃

Everything you see is a lie - I don’t have an ass at all it’..

Thank you so much for all the birthday messages xx

Red wine, Brie, fire - goodbye 28 - one year closer to being..

Gonna bill my best mate for my electric though she doesn’t k..

😂😂

Wett