Recovering from a fan-fucking-tastic weekend at Colossalcon2..
Published: June 7th 2022, 1:19:17 am
Recovering from a fan-fucking-tastic weekend at Colossalcon2022.
Story to go with these pics that I know you'll love:
It happened at my panel Gameshow Impossibru: Waifu or Daifu 18+. Its a dating gameshow with a handsome reward of lots of lewd hentai or a cruel punishment if you get a loosing date. The panel is my baby.
So at the end of the gameshow, I reward every contestant with a shot at spanking my ass. I normally love to dress as Lady D and equip the contestants with a flyswatter to spank me with. Perfect.......in theory.
But I forgot one thing, you nerds got hands.
Each hit was hard. But it got worse. Halfway thru the line of contestants, one of them was a Hagrid cosplayer. BIG FUCKING DUDE WITH THE ARMS OF THE ROCK! He took a hard wind up and BROKE THE FLYSWATTER ON MY ASS!!! The hit also shot me forward a few feet forward.
My poor broken ass!! Hagrid broke my ass!! RIP
I iced it once I got back to my hotel room with some cold beer.
So to all the new people who joined because of ColossalCon, a big thank you and enjoy <3
I hope this panel can happen again next year or at ColossalCon East.
Give me some F's in chat for my poor ass.
