Serving This Goddess.
You are constantly writing and asking me if there is a service position available. Instead of just, idk, proving your worth or why I should allow you to serve such a beautiful creature like myself, you just keep writing? Weird fucking strategy and it isn't working. So many others are coming before you and you are just sitting there... sulking? Being sad? Lame. Lame lame lame. Time to get your stuff together, step up, and come correct if you want to serve someone like me. $10 tip.