aerytiefling

Heya folks!So, a small announcement: I have decided to exclu..

Published: April 1st 2025, 9:19:04 am

Heya folks!
So, a small announcement: I have decided to exclusively do Gollum (from Lord of the Rings) cosplay from today, the 1st of April 2025, onwards. If another character is highly requested, I can consider it but it will be as a second layer; it will be me cosplaying Gollum (from Lord of the Rings) cosplaying that character.
This is due to a deep spiritual connection I recently discovered between myself and Gollum (from Date-a-Live). After some intense soul-searching (and a particularly vivid dream involving a fish, a ring, and a suspiciously sexy cave), I realized that Gollum (from Spy x Family) is my ultimate cosplay form.

From now on, expect all my content to feature strategic loincloths, gravelly whispers of “my preciousss,” and full-body crouching poses. Yes, I will be squatting in dirty caves. Yes, I do have a fish plushie now. No, I’m not taking it too far. This is art.

Also expect “Gollum (from Final Fantasy VII: Dirge of Cerberus) ASMR” and behind-the-scenes footage of me learning to crawl backwards down the stairs.

Thank you for supporting me as I enter my Precious Era.

No real fish were harmed in the making of this joke. It's a plushie that doesn't violate ToS (from Lord of the Rings)