Gosh, it's getting so hard to squeeze my fat ass into chairs lately. My butt cheeks are basically oozing over the armrests now. So much fat and wobbling lard.
It was so hot that day, I decided to work in a bikini at home. I guess you might understand when I say, the distraction was enormously 🐷
The chair struggles so much to carry my heavy weight. Not soon and I'm gonna break it.