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He came too little 😩 King Arthur was a legendary king of the Britons who left a huge cultural mark, but unfortunately did not come as much as some would like. Scientists believe that he was a mythical figure, who was based on a real historical prototype, the leader of the Britons, who fought off the Saxon invaders in the 6th century AD ⚔️ The fate of King Arthur was not easy, he was the fruit of forbidden love, and was born thanks to the help of the wizard Merlin. Many difficulties lay ahead for him: battles, intrigues, witchcraft and betrayal of his wife. In the end, he died in battle against the usurper of the British throne Mordred (who, according to some sources, was still his only bastard son), leaving no heirs. According to legend, King Arthur is dozing on the island of Avalon, waiting for Britain to need his help again to return and save the fatherland! Well, let's hope that after his triumphant return he leaves behind more heirs 😸 P.S.: I admit I borrowed this joke from Phelomena Cunk's hilarious show, "Cunk on Earth" (highly recommended)! #cute #teen #babyface #babygirl #skinny

Published: September 24th 2024, 3:16:10 pm

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He came too little 😩 King Arthur was a legendary king of the Britons who left a huge cultural mark, but unfortunately did not come as much as some would like. Scientists believe that he was a mythical figure, who was based on a real historical prototype, the leader of the Britons, who fought off the Saxon invaders in the 6th century AD ⚔️ The fate of King Arthur was not easy, he was the fruit of forbidden love, and was born thanks to the help of the wizard Merlin. Many difficulties lay ahead for him: battles, intrigues, witchcraft and betrayal of his wife. In the end, he died in battle against the usurper of the British throne Mordred (who, according to some sources, was still his only bastard son), leaving no heirs. According to legend, King Arthur is dozing on the island of Avalon, waiting for Britain to need his help again to return and save the fatherland! Well, let's hope that after his triumphant return he leaves behind more heirs 😸 P.S.: I admit I borrowed this joke from Phelomena Cunk's hilarious show, "Cunk on Earth" (highly recommended)! #cute #teen #babyface #babygirl #skinny

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