kattinthehat

So I’m sitting here right. Looking at this picture trying to think of a caption. I love this picture! I love the dildo. It feels amazingggg when riding it 😍 and y’all know I love taking pictures in the sun ☀️ all of these things could be inspo for a good caption! And I’m trying to go sexual with it like how bad do you want to replace my toy? Or my dildo fills me up so much! Or.. so many! But all I can think of are these punny jokes and then I end up calling it a funfetti dildo and how fun it is to ride 😂 then I delete it. So instead of making up my mind on which way I should go: flirty or quirky… you get me and my long ramble. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk 😂❤️

Published: March 16th 2022, 12:43:04 pm

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So I’m sitting here right. Looking at this picture trying to think of a caption. I love this picture! I love the dildo. It feels amazingggg when riding it 😍 and y’all know I love taking pictures in the sun ☀️ all of these things could be inspo for a good caption! And I’m trying to go sexual with it like how bad do you want to replace my toy? Or my dildo fills me up so much! Or.. so many! But all I can think of are these punny jokes and then I end up calling it a funfetti dildo and how fun it is to ride 😂 then I delete it. So instead of making up my mind on which way I should go: flirty or quirky… you get me and my long ramble. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk 😂❤️