kattinthehat

Night Before Kattmas 'Twas the night before Kattmas and all through the server Not a creature was stirring, not even Aura Obscura The stockings were thigh highs and pulled snug with care In the hopes that she would otherwise soon be bare Bagheera was nestled all snug in her bed While visions of nerf balls danced in her head Katt in her PJs having taken a Snap Was just settling down for a long winter's nap. When out on the balcony there arose such a clatter Katt sprang from her bed to see what was the matter Away to the window she flew like the Flash Tore open the blinds without batting an eyelash The moon on her breast was as on new fallen snow Giving her skin an ethereal heavenly glow When what to her wondering eyes came to view But a flying pirate ship with a most motley crew With riotous laughter and a skill most highly She saw is it was flown by Bene, Glenn, Aura, and Smiley More crew did she see as closer it came And she laughed and shouted and called them by name “Hi Raven, hi Thorson, hi Cog and Gio! Hi Barbour, hi Jaws, hi Lucy and Shio! Away to Katt Island as our port of call Let’s fly away, fly away, fly away all!” With Biggie in tow, our Katt climbed aboard And once underway up the ship soared And they all exclaimed as the ship took flight “Merry Kattmas to all and to all Goodnight!" ~ NotSoSmiley

Published: December 25th 2021, 3:00:22 am

Night Before Kattmas 'Twas the night before Kattmas and all through the server Not a creature was stirring, not even Aura Obscura The stockings were thigh highs and pulled snug with care In the hopes that she would otherwise soon be bare Bagheera was nestled all snug in her bed While visions of nerf balls danced in her head Katt in her PJs having taken a Snap Was just settling down for a long winter's nap. When out on the balcony there arose such a clatter Katt sprang from her bed to see what was the matter Away to the window she flew like the Flash Tore open the blinds without batting an eyelash The moon on her breast was as on new fallen snow Giving her skin an ethereal heavenly glow When what to her wondering eyes came to view But a flying pirate ship with a most motley crew With riotous laughter and a skill most highly She saw is it was flown by Bene, Glenn, Aura, and Smiley More crew did she see as closer it came And she laughed and shouted and called them by name “Hi Raven, hi Thorson, hi Cog and Gio! Hi Barbour, hi Jaws, hi Lucy and Shio! Away to Katt Island as our port of call Let’s fly away, fly away, fly away all!” With Biggie in tow, our Katt climbed aboard And once underway up the ship soared And they all exclaimed as the ship took flight “Merry Kattmas to all and to all Goodnight!" ~ NotSoSmiley