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This Saturdays dad joke: Why did the blond stare at her orange juice for hours? - Because the carton said concentrate 😂 Aaand an ass shot, because my ass looked fine as🔥 Hope your have a great Saturday😘

This Saturdays dad joke: How does a woman hold her licker? - She holds him by the ears👅 And just a picture that fits😉 Today my dad and his girlfriend gonna visit, I’ve bought lots of cheese and sausages, for the occasion😂 Yum! Just need to go buy bread❤️ Hope you Saturday is great🥰

No dick pics. DM me a corny dad joke. I’m in the mood to laugh 🙂

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