Hey folks, I've run into a bit of a bind and I need some help! I absolutely obliterated my phone today, and I need a new one. If you want the full story of what happened and how I got here, I can tell you, but the death sentence was pronounced a few weeks ago by a phone-medic, and officially happened today. I rely on my phone to make content for all of you, and to respond to messages in any sort of timely manner! As well as survive life in this technological hellscape.
MY OFFER: Anyone who helps me out with getting a new phone will get some pretty sweet rewards out of it. I was planning on saving these promotions for next month, for my birthday, but now it's become an emergency. Here's what you can get if you help me out and donate:
$400: 15 minute custom video of choice, 4 months to Blue tier💙OR 5 months to Pink tier 🩷, 4 spins on any wheel, 1 hour of sexting, my undying gratitude [$605 value!]
$100: 8m custom video of choice, 2 spins on any wheels, 1 month to Red tier❤️ OR 2 months to Pink Tier 🩷, 30m of sexting [$215 value!]
$50: 3m custom video of choice, 1 spin on any wheel, 1 month to Green tier 💚OR 1 month to Pink tier [$90 Value!]
$25: 1 spin on any wheel, 2 custom Pictures, 1 month to Green tier 💚OR 1 month to Pink tier 🩷 [$45 Value!]
If you're donating, please do it to this post, along with a 📱 emoji if you can! so I can easily keep track of who's helped me <3
I'll make a fancy graphic to go along with this post tomorrow or Sunday, but for now this'll have to do. My plan is to purchase a phone that's good, and an upgrade to what I have to work with now, so that I can produce higher quality content for everyone. My goal is $500 for a *refurbished* iPhone 16e (with good storage), which will hopefully last me a very long time! Thank you all so much!!
Published: September 20th 2025, 4:51:58 am
Hey folks, I've run into a bit of a bind and I need some help! I absolutely obliterated my phone today, and I need a new one. If you want the full story of what happened and how I got here, I can tell you, but the death sentence was pronounced a few weeks ago by a phone-medic, and officially happened today. I rely on my phone to make content for all of you, and to respond to messages in any sort of timely manner! As well as survive life in this technological hellscape.
MY OFFER: Anyone who helps me out with getting a new phone will get some pretty sweet rewards out of it. I was planning on saving these promotions for next month, for my birthday, but now it's become an emergency. Here's what you can get if you help me out and donate:
$400: 15 minute custom video of choice, 4 months to Blue tier💙OR 5 months to Pink tier 🩷, 4 spins on any wheel, 1 hour of sexting, my undying gratitude [$605 value!]
$100: 8m custom video of choice, 2 spins on any wheels, 1 month to Red tier❤️ OR 2 months to Pink Tier 🩷, 30m of sexting [$215 value!]
$50: 3m custom video of choice, 1 spin on any wheel, 1 month to Green tier 💚OR 1 month to Pink tier [$90 Value!]
$25: 1 spin on any wheel, 2 custom Pictures, 1 month to Green tier 💚OR 1 month to Pink tier 🩷 [$45 Value!]
If you're donating, please do it to this post, along with a 📱 emoji if you can! so I can easily keep track of who's helped me <3
I'll make a fancy graphic to go along with this post tomorrow or Sunday, but for now this'll have to do. My plan is to purchase a phone that's good, and an upgrade to what I have to work with now, so that I can produce higher quality content for everyone. My goal is $500 for a *refurbished* iPhone 16e (with good storage), which will hopefully last me a very long time! Thank you all so much!!