alexbreecooper
Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen and welcome aboard Alex Airways flight ABC69, please ensure both your seatbacks and cocks are in the upright position, all buttplugs are stowed, and fists are securely placed in my rear compartment. Our flight path today will take us over some notable landmarks such as the giant gnome and the tower of jack o'lanterns. We're expecting a relatively smooth ride with some intense vibration expected mid-flight. Please enjoy our sparkling refreshments and inflight boob viewing 🛫 🦇🎃👻💀🕸🕷🧟♀️
Published: October 26th 2023, 12:02:20 pm
